I sit here wandering how to write this post! It appears that we have been held captive by the cell phone companies. We are at their mercy and are forced to live in the world that they create for us. Many years ago we saw in color and 4D images. Now we see in pixels and 4G's! The other day as we had dinner out with friends, we all quietly pulled out our phones and joked on Facebook. Yes we are addicted. We are hungry for our quick fix. So that is why they decided to create the contract. The contract was created by a woman who had successfully been married for many years. She knew how to suck the life out of any man. She knew in order to have someone at your mercy you have to have something that they want more than anything. At first you let them have unlimited use and then once they have to have it; you cut them down to a limited number every month. You are faced with many options. If you pick the shiniest one with all the big gadgets then you are prolly gonna pay more. There are other ones that don’t have all the gadgets and they seem to cost a little less. However you never know how one is going to hold up until you get it and have signed the contract. Yep women figured out once that contract is signed they are not only in control, they will get paid if you decided to quit the contract early! That is when you pay the high price to buy out of the uh contract! Don't think that they didn't also use the kid factor for phones too. That is commonly called the add extra lines clause. You add an extra line but you will pay extra for it each month too and if you quit the contract you have to pay a fee for each line that you have! My gosh they are mad geniuses. They have the world at their fingertips and know it! So be very careful the next phone you pick out. Treat it kindly and it will last you many years. Always stay in your contract and never ask to text too much!! LMBO I may be cut off from texting after my wife reads this but it sure was funny!