Sex

Yeah I'm gonna go there and we're gonna talk about it. For single and unmarried people it is dirty and pornographic. For married people it is a work of freakin art.  Yes that’s right, married people and sex are rarely in the same sentence. I'm kinda worried that a bolt of lightning is going to strike me now because I put them in the same sentence! Before you're married, you have sex because you want to or maybe even because she wants too!  LOL After your married you have sex because you took out the trash or made the bed without being told to.  Yeah it is treated as a reward and we're ok with that.   I remember having conversations with adults before I had children and they would say thank god for nap times and long cartoons.  I thought man these people are freaks, why not wait until bedtime and do it like normal people.  Because at bedtime you're both so freakin tired that the feel of your pillow feels just as good as your spouse!  Or maybe cause at bedtime there is a miniature person sleeping right between you and your former lover.  It was only after I had children that I learned to truly appreciate Walt Disney.  He really was the man.  I don't know if he ever won a Nobel Peace Prize for his work, but he should have.  It was him that kept the world spinning. Yep if it hadn't been for Ole Walt the divorce rate would be much higher than it is now.  Walt wasn’t just trying to entertain children; he was trying to entertain his wife. Yeah and when his kids got sick of one movie, he would just create another movie.  Ever wonder why most cartoons are 30 minutes long?  That’s because that’s how long it takes to seduce, make love, and cuddle to a married woman!  If a married man is getting it on a regular basis he really is an artist and has a really good imagination.  He is extremely imaginative in getting his kids distracted for a little while, he makes his wife believe that a beer belly is sexy, and he even found a way to make the house appear clean to his wife!  God bless him!